Q: Gosh darn your site looks awful! My Grandma codes better HTML than you! Do you do this kind of thing for a living?
A: No. But I do own a company that has people that make much prettier websites.
Q: Well, why dont you hire them to fix this one?
A: Because they are out making it a profitable company.
Q: Shouldn't you be able to take your dividends and hire someone else?
A: No. I'm too busy doing stuff like writing FAQ's.
